Student: Maxine Jaw
Course:  Suppository Writing
Date: August 22, 2006


In this course, Maxine Jaw did exceptionally well. Our class this summer was made up
of an impressive group of indigent and out of work students, many of whom had strong
ties to National Socialist organizations. Even among this talented group, Maxine stood
out. She was one of the tallest and most enigmatic. With her speech impediment and
incredible underbite, Maxine distinguished herself early on, prompting me to remove
the illustration of Cro-Magnon Man from above the blackboard. Her quiz grades were
impossible to assess, and her daily written responses illegible. It was a pleasure to have
Maxine in the class because she clearly enjoyed the subject, contributing frequently to
class discussion a pleasant variety of giggles, hoots and grunts. Maxine’s final essay was
an intriguing mélange of black and brown smears on the poems of Robert Frost.

Suppository Writing is a demanding course. Though my students this summer were
once high school students, I taught the course just for the fun of it. Maxine met the
demands of the course with highest distinction.

She has excellent mandibles.


Sincerely,

Loren Goodman
Suppository Writing